If so, I’m in the wrong mother fucking job!
Sign me up for making watches look like idiot shit. I can do it I promise.
Some ideas I have– the cock strap on watch.
The watch up your ass!
The cocaine dispenser watch.
The watch me watch you watch glasses.
The little red riding hood hates you watch.
The watch as a faux shoe.
The watch as an appetizer for people on a vegan diet.